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All those who chose to oppose his shield must yield.

Just when I start to regain a little faith in humanity something tends to come along and makes me lower my expactations once again. Example: Today I went to this cluttered-ass store called Cedar-Cliff...

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Put your grasses on . . .

Gonna try and update this thing every day. Why? Dunno. I'm not even sure anyone's reading it, and even if anyone is it's an audience of what? 7 maybe? Went to orientation at Target today. No idea when...

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Basically it's complicated.

Remember how I said I was going to post every day? Well, I still intend to do that, but I'm holding off on doing so until I can be sure that my posts won't be horribly depressing more often than not....

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Moving up to the City of Sound

I'm back. Hopefully on a regular basis. This post is out of the blue because I need advice. Went on a date. Not attracted to the girl. She's very attracted to me (to the point where I could be at her...

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Robots . . . . friend, or the deadliest enemy?

Yes. I am teh suck. Making promises about updating this thang and then not keeping them. But hey, I can't even keep my promises to myself, so I think all you fuckers are screwed. Finally have a couch....

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Wheels within wheels.

Nothing of note really. Just working and the like. Was supposed to have had a date on Saturday (the 25th) but she backed out with the reason "recent breakup". I understand the problems that causes....

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George Foreman versus household messes.

Yes, I can draw. But not well, and moreso than that, not quickly. Plus I really don't think I'm capable of telling a coherent story through pictures alone anyway. Regardless, I'd need a story to draw...

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It's so big on chocolate

Bloody hell. I'm not sure why I bother honestly. When I can't get a date I'm bummed and neurotic. Then when I do get a date, I'm bummed and neurotic. Had a date on Tuesday, called her back today (Mojo...

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Hail Illpallazo

So I'm increasingly ADD these days. I can't watch an entire movie, I need to read while I eat, customize action figures while I fuck around on the computer, and smash the state while I sleep. It...

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A shadowy flight into the world of a man who does not exist.

So in lieu of going to bed so I can work at 9 in the fucking morning tomorrow I'm updating this thing and watching Knight Rider episodes. To those of you who have been wondering where I am, I "went...

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I don't know shit about Karate, but I got a black belt in Ka-Razy!

Bah. I was having such a good day too. Basically some depression hit me from out of the blue. It's manifested as me fretting and focusing on/about some various issues that I normally don't worry about....

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Watch Out! I am a killer! I am the Bear Hugger!

So, pursedog. As many of you know, I greatly dislike so called tall-bikes. If you're unaware of them:I appreciate the do-it-yourself nature of them, but they are absurdly impractical. The...

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Oh no! The truck have started to move!

It's my own fault really, but that doesn't make it any less annoying. I was just vacuuming and managed to break a particularly delicate and stubborn piece of a custom figure I've been working on. I...

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Who you callin' unchrasimatic?

If you sat the color yellow down in front of Joe McCarthy and his assembled fear-mongers and asked him: Are you now, or have you ever been a flavor? Yellow would say no. (He was however a member of the...

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Check Crust for Doneness

You all know how awful the weather has been the past few days. Well, it managed to increase the awfulness in my life by a pretty decent amount. Because of the cold my car decided to be a real bastard....

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Yesterday Dies Today!

So I was reading the most recent collection of Haruki Murakami short stories. I thought I'd happened upon a quote that seemed apt, but it was quoted offhandedly in the story, and upon looking it up I...

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Like a rotting hand bursting forth from the ground beneath the feet of an...

It's almost five in the morning. I should have been asleep hours ago. For no particular reason, I find myself wide awake. Now, this wouldn't be a problem but for the fact that I work this afternoon and...

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Probably shouldn't be writing right now.

It's lame of me to only write stuff like this when I'm sad. But it's generally the only way I can sort of put things right in my head. It doesn't help that I don't have much of a support network these...

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And now I'm not so bad.

Weird how that works.

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Go 'head on.

The title, like the majority of my titles, has nothing to do with anything. With that out of the way, why is it I can never just leave well enough alone? All I do is make things worse for myself. I can...

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Article 4

I had an entry here. But I decided it wasn't something I should leave up.

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Martianmallows.

Those of you who know me know I have a lot of stuff. A lot. More all the time too. I've known I have too much for a long time, and I'm definitely aware I spend too much on it. But it's never really...

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Article 2

I'd started to post something depressing. But really, it's all the same stuff you've heard from me before. When am I going to be able to get over myself and start actually changing things? And when do...

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What has 9 arms and sucks?

I feel really alone. I don't know how to meet new people, and the ones I know have their own lives. Wish I knew where the positivity and motivation I had a few weeks ago went, because this sitting...

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I'll take those long nights, impossible odds . . . (oh Styx *sigh*)

For some reason I feel the need to post something. I do not however, have anything in particular to post about. Had a date on Tuesday. It was fine, enjoyable even, but I may want to hold out for...

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